Monty Python Ipsum

I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wildflowers. I put own womens' clothing, and hang around in bars. Oh, waiter! This conversation isn't very good. I'm Brian, and so's my wife! If a sperm is wasted God gets quite irate. There's no Messiah in here. There's a mess all right, but no Messiah. Now go away! This is boring. Let's go watch a stoning. Well, had I got as far as the penis entering the vagina?

It's a Mr. Death, dear. He's here about the reaping. Not necessarily. I could be arguing in my spare time. I'm not a roman mum, I'm a kike, a yid, a heebie, a hook-nose, I'm kosher mum, I'm a Red Sea pedestrian, and proud of it! Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account. Stwike him, Centuwion! Stwike him vewy wuffly!

Get on with it! Hegel is arguing that the reality is merely an a priori adjunct of non-naturalistic ethics, Kant via the categorical imperative is holding that ontologically it exists only in the imagination, and Marx claims it was offside.